This isn't a competition exactly, but it feels like one. The Red Line are looking for submissions which take readers on a journey somewhere they've never been. Their readers often cast spells, suck blood and buy shoes, so you'd do well to avoid those themes. The best submissions for each issue will be published and the best one of those, as voted for by Canadians or Catholics, will get a prize of £50.
I may have taken the stuff on their website a bit too literally. I do that sometimes.
Are there any story themes you've seen too much of? Or which you think deserve to be written about more often?
Now, pictures taken on our trips in the van - they haven't been done to death yet, have they? I expect you'd like to see some new ones though. OK then, just for you I'll go on a fresh adventure somewhere I've not been before.