FREE ebook - Not a Drop to Drink

A Free collection of short stories. 

Scientists say the human body is around 70% water. We know that's not true.

Oh, we could drink 'straight' H20, but usually we don't. More likely it's vitamin rich juice or teeth rotting cola. We like a nice cup of tea to calm us down or cheer us up. Perhaps a nice glass of wine to celebrate or drown our sorrows. Two glasses. Too many glasses.

Our bodies do contain liquid of course. Never just water.
What's in yours; acid and bile or the milk of human kindness? Blood, sweat and tears of joy or sorrow?

It's these waters I hope you'll find running through my stories.

Available Free – on AmazonSmashwords and from Alfie Dog.

btw, it's Free!


  1. I enjoyed 'Not a Drop to Drink' Patsy, the darker material like 'Don't Touch the Water' in particular. The water theme links it all nicely, but there's still a lot of variety. Most readers will find something to enjoy, and every piece will be someone’s favourite.

  2. Thanks, Stephen! Generally I prefer writing cheery stories, but 'Don't Touch the Water' is probably my favourite in that collection.

  3. I loved this collection of short stories! Thanks for making it available for free download, Patsy.

    1. So glad you liked it, Fay! (if you have the time to put a short review on Amazon I'd really appreciate that)

  4. LOLLLL!!! I just talk texted your book title and name. Siri does not understand the Texas "drawl" It came out "Not a Drop to Drink" by Pepsi Colon!


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